Cheat on Your Wife

My wife is an ice queen!

I am traveling

What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her

There isn’t an excuse you’ve not heard. You’ve reached midlife. You have more years behind you than ahead of you. Jennifer from across the street flirts with you as much as you flirt with her. Her body is to DIE for…do you really have a shot?

You are a smart guy. Only irresponsible celebrities get caught with their pants down. Maybe you’ll just have a drink. That won’t hurt anyone. You know how incredible it feels to be desired and you crave that feeling again.

You won’t even cheat. Coincidentally, you tell yourself cheating isn’t even an option. But after the fourth cocktail and that lengthy hug, you’ve already cheated. You didn’t anticipate this event. You’ve never stepped out of your marital vows before. Now look in the mirror. You’ve been researching how to cheat, how not to get caught and your double life is accelerating at a rapid pace.

You’ve learned the lingo, codes and rules for cheaters so as to avoid detection. This information will give you an ironclad excuse every single time. You’ll read the details on how to avoid the obvious mistakes and even learn some clandestine strategies for the elimination of your double life, 100% of the evidence, 100% of the time. You will foresee your mate’s suspicious questions and brush off the rare uncomfortable questions Your strategy, thus far, has been like clockwork.

This too, will end.

No matter how you justify your double life, immature excuses, and one-way rationale, it all comes at a cost. This cost may not be apparent to you today. In actuality, just as generations before you ignored the obvious, your guilt is so far removed from reality, you rarely feel it at all.

You don’t PLAN on getting caught, after all!You have considered every contingency. You’ve destroyed all the evidence. Your lover has insisted on some guidelines and you have confirmed the requirements. You two have probably set up rules such as:

You both have 2nd anonymous webmail account.

The two of you delete your email right away.

You’ve agreed to delete your browsing history every day.

The two of you always leave innocent voicemails.

You have a cryptic language that nobody else would understand.

You pay in cash for your hotel stays.

You’ve only had liaisons when you are out of town.

You’ve continued professing your love to your spouse.

You never have unprotected sex with your lover.

You’ve registered for online Alibi’s for your whereabouts to lock out suspicion.

The amount of juggling is overwhelming Your skills are not exclusive, however. Clever software programmer have created invisible files that can capture every key you have tapped. The result is that even after you delete your email, put it in the trash and empty that, the keys you tapped to create your love letter are recorded by the program and stored in a hidden file for retrieval by your spouse at a later date…Bingo!

There is, of course, a rational and honest outcome that eliminates deception, conflict and the cost of a dual life.

Infidelity, chemistry and marriage isn’t easy.  To cheat on your wife today is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.