How To Annoy Your Wife

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Do you seek information on annoying or irritating your wife? You may be able to use this information, in the future. It can work for you, in an opposite way. You may be able to avoid future errors. Learn from the mistakes of others. Here are some lessons to consider.

Pick a nice warm sunny day. Perhaps she is sitting outside on the patio. She may be using the cordless or cell phone. Now is the right moment to use your Poulan chainsaw. This will blast her back into the house. You will interrupt her serenity and phone call. This technique will annoy her. It also shows complete disregard for her feelings. You can get two annoyances for the price of one.

Here is another method for irritation. Pick a time that she is watching television. Perhaps she is taking a break from doing things around the house. The perfect time is movie time. She may be watching a DVD. It is better if it is something on her favorite female cable channel. Sit with her and watch the program for a while. You may not find this easy. However, it can pay big dividends.

You can play the movie bashing game. All you have to do is find things that you do not like about her movie. This will not take long. Complain and ridicule as much as you can. You may point out that the movie is senseless, for example. See how many things you can come up with.

This is an indirect approach of insult. By insulting something she likes, you insult her. You also insult her taste in movies, and intelligence. This can go a long ways toward marital discord.

Now is a good time to show total disregard for her things. Do you have any painting to do? Most likely, you have procrastinated enough to accomplish that. You need a paint mixer. Do not go out and buy one. You can buy one, indirectly. Go into the kitchen and get her hand mixer. Here is your new paint mixer.

Would you like some quiet time to do some painting? You can do this, and get a new tool, at the same time. She will be far away at the mall. Take your time, as she looks at new hand mixers.

You have worked very hard to make her life uncomfortable. It may time for some rest. You could apologize, but that may not work. You need to think of excuses. Why not plead insanity. She will have little trouble believing that. Obtain a black helmet. Line it with aluminum foil. Cover it with foil, if you want. Wear it inside the house. She may ask you why. Explain that the aliens are stealing your brain waves. You may get that rest time that you need. It could be for 48 hours of observation, but it is still rest.

Conclusion

Do you want a harmonious home life? Never attempt these stunts at home. They are very dangerous. Only a qualified idiot should perform these actions. Let the mistakes of others, teach you.