I Received a Vibrator as a Secret Santa Imagine My Surprise!
I love surprises and I love receiving secret Santa's, but can you imagine my surprise when I received a vibrator in a Secret Santa?
A Secret Santa is the way our office gets together to buy each other gifts, with out knowing who it came from. We set a cap on the cost of between $20 and $30 or thereabouts and everyone chooses a name out of the hat. The rules are that we are not allowed to divulge who we picked, but who in hell got me a vibrator and why?
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Even though sex toys are great fun and I love my collection, I was much more intrigued by who might have thought I needed one. Or worse yet, who knew I collected them. My sexual proclivities are not something I share with colleagues, not even the girls in the office.
The Secret Santa gifts are given out at the Christmas party and as we are teased into opening them, you can only imagine my surprise. No-one else got anything like it and not even a sexy novelty, a potion or lotion was present in any of the other folks presents, I was dead embarrassed about this sex toy.
You should have seen the look on my bosses face! Obviously I couldn't see the look on my own face, but it must have made quite a picture. I am a natural red-head and have the tendency to blush!!
Of course everyone wanted to get a closer look, but I didn't want too much of a scene, although this was actually too late. So I just bundled the vibrator back into the torn gift wrap and popped it into my handbag, however the damage was done.
But the speculation had started and everyone was giggling and whispering, trying to figure out who could have bought this. Trying to diffuse the situation only seemed to make them worse, and they were asking everyone if they had bought it for me, even the peopl! e who hadn't seen it, so by now everyone knew.
Thank heavens they were leaving it alone, I had a reputation as the "quiet one", so I was hoping they believed someone had just pulled a prank. This is what I wanted to believe also, but how did someone know this was the next vibe I had set my sights on to add to my collection?
It is still a mystery who bought me the sex toy of my dreams as a Secret Santa, but the following year, I had a huge audience when it came to opening gifts time at the Christmas event.
I didn't want to open it just in case, but it looked safe enough, so they egged me on and I opened it, hoping like hell it wasn't porn. Fortunately it wasn't, but the gift I got gave me the creeps even more. It was a DVD I had wanted for a long time and had not got around to buying. By now I was beginning to believe I had a secret stalker, not a Secret Santa!!
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