Ways To Make Your Wife Mad At You
Do you enjoy making your wife angry or upset? Maybe you only wish to hurt her feelings or make her feel badly. Unless you like sleeping in the living room, you may wish to avoid these things. Learn from the mistakes that other men have made. Here are some ways to completely ruin an evening for you and your significant other.
It is time for dinner. Your wife has spent a great deal of time and effort preparing a meal. Perhaps she is not a perfect cook. She may have things to learn, yet. All she may need is a little encouragement. When you cut into the steak, it seems a little tough. Tell her that Husqvarna chainsaws would be a better choice than steak knives. It may seem amusing at the time. However, think of this. How amusing is an involuntary vow of celibacy?
Man has a history of complicating simple matters. All he needs to do is gently stir the melting pot of domestic harmony. What does he do? He uses a hand mixer to whip it into a frenzy. This is often accomplished by opening the mouth, before thought processes have taken place. You may do the same, if you so desire. It might be more advisable to not say anything and spare feelings. You may even try to say something positive about the situation.
Here is a second example of what not to do. It is a lovely evening. You are watching television with your wife. She wants to know if a certain woman is pretty or attractive. If you want problems, open mouth and insert your foot. You will not have to worry about the rest of the night.
Your wife was not asking for your opinion. She wanted some assurance that you still found her attractive. There are times in marriage that do not whisper for honesty. They scream for a little diplomacy. You do not have to lie, just do not tell the complete truth. Mention that the television woman might seem attractive to some people. However, she cannot match what you have at home.
When you accidentally say something stupid, make amends for it. When you spill an entire bag of potato chips, do you smash them into the rug? Of course, you do not. That is why they make things like handheld vacuums. The same goes for verbal spills. A sincere apology can save an evening. It can also spare someone's feelings. Prevention is always a good tactic, also. By keeping the mouth shut, it will say fewer insensitive things. This can be a valuable tool.
Final thoughts
You can learn a lot from mistakes of others. You may avoid many future problems. This can help you to attain domestic bliss.
