What To Do in London
Being the biggest city in the whole of Europe, London offers a lot of options to even the most jaded tourist who wishes to unwind and relax – a two-week vacation won’t possibly be enough for one to breathe in the sights and indulge in much of what the place has to offer. It doesn’t matter how conventional or esoteric your tastes are, as London’s wealth of cultures result in activities that can sate whatever appetites you might have, whether these predilections be lowbrow or high end. You might choose to tread the path of the usual tourist, and in that aspect, the historical institutions and landmarks are a-plenty (such as the British Museum where you can see well-known examples of fine art), all for you to go to and photograph; but if you wish to veer away from the beaten path and take a trip down the city’s roads less traveled, the small pubs and bars are there to provide you with other avenues of entertainment (such as the company of stunning Oriental escorts).
Let’s say you are with friends and family, or traveling with minors – you can get some educational and wholesome fun by walking down the hallways of iconic London architecture, such as St. Paul’s Cathedral or the Tower of London. You might want to see how past and present members of the British Royalty live by heading down to Kensington Palace or Buckingham Palace for a whiff of all that pomp and circumstance. If the missus is with you, you can even order room service from your hotel, or have food delivered from many of the high-end restaurants in the area, all within easy reach with an outcall. As soon as you’re done with brunch, make her day with some retail therapy, and go on a shopping tour that takes her through the aisles of Harrods, into snooty boutiques like Selfridges, or any of the dozens upon dozens of thrift shops and street market stalls in the city – just ensure that she doesn’t get too trigger-happy with shopping for clothes and makeup and end up looking like someone from a brothel of Oriental escorts.
If you’re flying solo in the Big Smoke, you can get an incall Asian massage for not much money – many spa services can be found in the phone book to help you relax after a hard day’s touring or a hard night’s drinking. It is quite uncommon for any hedonistic traveler to steer clear of small pubs and the scent of history and spilled beer, or resist entering any of the loud, seductive nightclubs filled to the brim with party people and a smattering of Oriental escorts, so load up on aspirin and rubbers – you really can’t predict where the day or night will take you.
